{"id":148,"date":"2021-12-06T11:17:33","date_gmt":"2021-12-06T11:17:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ethanjhulbert.org\/license-plates\/?p=148"},"modified":"2026-01-22T11:23:06","modified_gmt":"2026-01-22T11:23:06","slug":"drglitr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ethanjhulbert.org\/license-plates\/drglitr\/","title":{"rendered":"DRGLITR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>(A personalized black &amp; yellow California state vanity license plate, customized to read &#8220;DRGLITR&#8221;, on the back of an Audi A7 sedan.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Huh. Okay, so while we obviously can guess that DR GLITR expands out to Dr. Glitter or Doctor Glitter&#8230; where on earth do we go from there?<\/p>\n<p>Is he a &#8230; glitter doctor? As in, he operates on glitter, or crafts glittery things? He&#8217;s an expert operator or surgeon when it comes to sequins and spangles and anything sparkly?<\/p>\n<p>Is it a PhD situation? She has a doctorate in glitter studies?<\/p>\n<p>Is she a very glittery (regular) doctor? As in, before she goes into an operating room, she covers herself in glitter? &#8220;Sorry, we lost your husband; the heart transplant would&#8217;ve went fine, but this glitter got everywhere. But I <em>have<\/em> to be the best looking person in surgery&#8211;you understand, I&#8217;m sure.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I am honestly quite curious what kind of doctor Dr. Glitter is. Although I reserve my judgements about whether or not I&#8217;d want to be cared for by them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(A personalized black &amp; yellow California state vanity license plate, customized to read &#8220;DRGLITR&#8221;, on the back of an Audi A7 sedan.) Huh. Okay, so while we obviously can guess that DR GLITR expands out to Dr. Glitter or Doctor Glitter&#8230; where on earth do we go from there? Is he a &#8230; glitter doctor? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":150,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[23,2],"class_list":["post-148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-license-plates","tag-make-audi","tag-state-ca"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ethanjhulbert.org\/license-plates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ethanjhulbert.org\/license-plates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ethanjhulbert.org\/license-plates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ethanjhulbert.org\/license-plates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ethanjhulbert.org\/license-plates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ethanjhulbert.org\/license-plates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":154,"href":"https:\/\/www.ethanjhulbert.org\/license-plates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions\/154"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ethanjhulbert.org\/license-plates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ethanjhulbert.org\/license-plates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ethanjhulbert.org\/license-plates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ethanjhulbert.org\/license-plates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}