(A personalized black & yellow California state vanity license plate, customized to read “DZIGNER”, on the back of an Audi A5 sedan.)
Well, this one seems pretty obvious. DZIGNER obviously means…
THE ZIGNER. But instead of “The” it’s “DA” like a catchy nickname. HEY BABY, IT’S DA ZIGNER! (studio audience applause)
Actually, no, we all know that it means…
DIZZY G NERD. Someone who’s nerdy about high G-forces, and gets spun around and around so fast all the time to experience them, no wonder they’re so dizzy all the time! (Should this person be driving???)
Okay okay fine it obviously means…
D. ZIGNER, the full and formal name of the Ziggy cartoon character. “Please, Ziggy was just a phase I went through. I prefer my full name these days: Darius Zigner the Third.”
… Fine, fine. It means DESIGNER. Probably a graphic designer or an interior designer. Take all the fun out of it, why don’t you?