(A personalized black & yellow California state vanity license plate, customized to read “DRGLITR”, on the back of an Audi A7 sedan.)
Huh. Okay, so while we obviously can guess that DR GLITR expands out to Dr. Glitter or Doctor Glitter… where on earth do we go from there?
Is he a … glitter doctor? As in, he operates on glitter, or crafts glittery things? He’s an expert operator or surgeon when it comes to sequins and spangles and anything sparkly?
Is it a PhD situation? She has a doctorate in glitter studies?
Is she a very glittery (regular) doctor? As in, before she goes into an operating room, she covers herself in glitter? “Sorry, we lost your husband; the heart transplant would’ve went fine, but this glitter got everywhere. But I have to be the best looking person in surgery–you understand, I’m sure.”
I am honestly quite curious what kind of doctor Dr. Glitter is. Although I reserve my judgements about whether or not I’d want to be cared for by them.