(A personalized black & yellow California state vanity license plate, customized to read “1BDRUSN”, on the back of an Audi Q5 SUV.)
Uh-oh. Looks like we found Vladimir Putin’s car.
1BDRUSN likely means ONE BAD RUSSIAN and there’s really one main bad Russian that comes to mind, at least of those who are currently alive who can likely drive a car around.
But let’s be optimists, eh? I think it means a Russian with a one-bedroom apartment. A 1-Bed Russian.
Maybe we’re breaking it in the wrong place. Perhaps they’re talking about the single unified border around the American water space: 1 BORDER US-NAVY.
No, I think it really means “1 Badass, Don’t Rattle Unless Seriously Necessary.” Stoic, controlled – until they’re pushed. That’s when the BADASS comes out.